Duo suddenly jumped awake, sitting at the edge of the bed.

"IT WASN'T ME!!" thump "Ow!"

"Sorry."

"What is it, Quatra??" He glared, jumping up and down to try and get back on his bed.

"You told me there were angles in this book!!"

"There are angles."

"There are not! There are only strange people who running around and killing people with spoons!"

"Thats it. When they kill the people, they turn into angles."

".... Oh, okay."

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!" Wufei screamed from his room.

Duo glared at the closed door as though Wufei was standing there.

"Duo?" Quatra whimpered.

"What?" Duo sounded annoyed.

"Will you tell me a bed time story?"

"And why should I do that?"

"I'm scared. What if the spoon men come to scoop out my braid and eat it?"

Duo sighed. "Okay fine!"

"SHUT UP!!!" Wufei yelled from his room.

"Whats going on?" Trowa's drowsy voice asked from the other side of the room.

"Duos telling Quatra a story." Heero mumbled from his sleepless groan.

Trowa was suddenly awake. "NANI??? Whos giving who a story????"

"Duo and Quatra." Heero replied.

"Is making a story?"

Wufei laughed. "No, Trowa. They're making love."

"WUFEI!!!" thud "OW!!!"

"Ha! Face it, Maxwell, you can't beet me when it comes to come backs!!" Wufei yelled happily.

Since Duo was already on the floor, he walked over to the door.

"YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T REACH THE DOOR KNOB, CHUNK!!!"

"ITS CHANG!!!!"

"Chunky!! Chunky!! Chunky Wufei! And that goes for Nataku, too!"

"What?? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY NATAKU!" thump "OW!!!!"

"HAHAHAHA!!!" thud "AGH!!!"

"Duo falls even when he isn't in bed." Heero said.

"With who?" Trowa asked.

"YOU!" Wufei yelled.

"Wha.."

"I WANT MY STORY!" Quatra whined.

"OH SHUT UP!"

"WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AGH! MY EARS!!" thud "Ow!!!"

"Wow.. Heero fell out of bed." Wufei said.

"With who?" Trowa asked.

"YOU!"

"Wha.."

"I WANT MY STORY!!!!" Quatra whined louder.

"Fine!! I'll give you the damn story!!" Duo yelled, trying to keep his ear drums from bursting.

It suddenly fell quiet as Quatra grinned. "Okay."

Wufei sighed.

"Once upon a time-"

"There was a prince?"

"Uh.. yeah, sure. There once was a prince. This prince was always hyper and wore pink shirts with suspenders. His name was Quatra."

"Suspenders!!" Wufei laughed.

Duo glared. "In his castle, the prince would-"

Wufei laughed. "Make love with Trowa!"

"No!!"

Quatra started to pout.

"Uh.. in his castle, the prince would sing. Yeah! Thats it. The prince would sing."

"What would he sing?" Quatra asked.

"Uh.. you know. Yankee Doodle... and uh... that song that big dinosaur always sings."

"You mean Barny?"

"Yeah! Barny!"

"How did it go?" Quatra asked innocently.

"Yes, Duo! Tell us! Hows the song go!" Wufei mocked.

"Uh.. well.. you know."

Quatra looked puzzled.

"Uh.."

"Sing it." he implied.

"Okay... I guess.. I love you. You loved me. We're a happy family-"

"HAHAHAHAHA!" thud "URG!!"

Quatra chimed in, smiling. "With a great big hug," glomp, "and a kiss from me to you-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"What is it, Duo?" Quatra looked at Duo's pale face, frozen with fright.

Duo took in a long breath. "Uh.. nothing."

Wufei could be heard laughing madly from the background.

"Uh.. Quatra. Could you give me a hand with the door knob?"

"Sure, Duo!"

Duo smirked, getting on top of Quatra's shoulders.

Click!

Duo ran from the room.

"Hey! How'd you get in here," Wufei asked. "AHHHH! NO!! GET OFF!!"

"Sing it!"

"NEVER!!!"

"SING IT!!"

"You can't make me - AHH!!"

"SING IT.. NOW!!!"

"Alright!! Get off!!"

Thud.

"Grr... I love you-"

"Say it louder!!"

"I love you!"

"Still louder."

Wufei grumbled. "I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!!"

Quatra ran in and started to sing along.

"With a great big hug," glomp, "And a kiss from me to you-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trowa, on his way to Duo's room, saw Wufei run out from his door. Duo was laughing madly behind him.

"Kissy; kissy; kissy!!!!!!!"

Heero walked out of his room, dragging his teddy behind.

"You look awful." Quatra said, walking out into the hall.

"Well, its hard to get some sleep with all this bickering and screaming going on around here."

Duo's voice came from the stair case. "AHHH!! NO!! LET GO OF HIM!!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Wufei came running back, swinging Duo's teddy over his head. Duo came running behind him, screaming and crying.

"Agh!" thud "Damn it, Wufei! Watch where you're going!!"

"Sorry, Heero!"

"Ahh!!"

"AHHH!!!"

THUMP!!

Duo and Wufei struggled on the floor, Wufie keeping the bear away from Duo and Duo trying to grab it from him.

"EWWW!!" Quatra yelled. "Aren't you two a little young for that???"

"Don't look, Quatra." Trowa covered Quatra's eyes.

"But I've never actually seen anyone do it before!!"

"OKAY! THIS MADNESS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!!!" Heero yelled, walking up to Duo and Wufei and snatching the bear. "TO YOUR ROOM! ALL OF YOU! AND NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!"

Everyone exited to their rooms. Making sure no one sees, Heero unzipped his teddy's back and took out a picture of Duo, hugging it while he goes into his quarters and smelling his aroma from his teddy.

Wufie peeked from his bed room door and snuck out, going into Duo's room.

"AHHHHHH!!!! THE SPOON PEOPLE ARE OUT TO GET ME!!"

Quatra ran screaming from he and Duo's room, hiding in Wufei's. As for Duo, I guess we'll never know.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Disclaimer: DON'T SUE ME!!!!! ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A SICK MIND!!!! *cries* oh well.. I don't own Gundam Wing 'cause if I did it be pretty screwed. Well, aragetu. Ja ne. (email me at Minimoonbrat@aol.com)